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The first time I went to go see Winona Ryders house in Los Angeles it was by myself no one wanted to come with me. I saw her house sexy! I hope it was her house, anyway unknown to me at the time I was down there was the first day of her trial MORON I AM. C’mon we all steal do you expect me to pay $1.77 for this house fuse Mr. construction Mega Store when you have no cameras, no sir! “Somewhere Outside of Taft” was written on my return trip from LA, I think I wrote it somewhere outside of taft. You like folk you like lyrics you like loud noises that make you wet your pants you like sappy you like anything you’ll like this. Oh yeah sweat did I talk about sweat, well I got a lot of it and every song I probably produced 3000 droplets a piece just to think up. That means you’re getting at least 45,000 sweat drops but a closer estimate would be 400 gallons!! That’s a lovely salty mess. You ever look at dogs and see when they sweat out of their eyes and they don’t clean it for a long time it’s just a huge crusty brown ol’ mess ewwwww!!!! Dogs rule. I don’t want any wall uncarpeted, target carpet is the best. Being a half breed can be hairy at times. I hate caring, it means when you try to act nice everyone sees right through your fakeness and thinks you’re a huge creep. Or you could act normal and no one really cares about you. It also sucks wanting to go out with someone equally as creepy and weird, because that’s what you get. I love Jacky Chans music, well when I buy his cd’s it spelled like that. Him and Heino yeah the gods. I wish I were a dog in the Phillipines they’re pretty cool. Or at least a…naw just a dog. Whoever invented the automatic stapler must have been pretty high. I think I got cancer from it.