"Vampire Drag Queen" music & lyrics by John Raymond Barker mastered by Matt Rocker Ladies and Gentleman, meet your new queen of the night. Vampire drag queen! Nothing like you've ever seen. Come with me and let's escape. Find some horny necks to rape. Can't wait to get you in my coffin. I know some ways to get you off and Tell you what I'm gonna do. Lip sync my thirsty teeth in you. Your veins looks tasty, pulsing fierce. Just waiting for me teeth to pierce. I can bite your neck, your chest or fanny. You know you want to low down with this vampire tranny. Drag queen vampire! Work it, and I'll take you higher. You know it's me you wanna follow. I suck it good, and I always swallow. Holy water, cross--so gay! Uh, what's with the garlic, Rachel Ray? That Prada bag is oh so fake. As deadly as a wooden stake. Being undead's not such a drag. You're hated less than being a fag. The work is easy and the hours are fab. So come a little closer and take a stab. Vampire drag queen! Mix it til these beats is mean. I know you like it rough and savage. Just like the men we like to ravage. Come with me into the dark side. Don't be afraid. There's nothing to hide. Keep in time from measure to measure. Cuz you've never ever felt so much decadent pleasure! True Blood, Buffy and the Twilight gang, Ms. Elvira gave good fang. Love Lestat and Blade's cool toys, And Near Dark and The Lost Boys. Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee, Gary Oldman and Barnabas C, Nosferatu and Salem's Lot, Frank Langella made it hot! Drag queen vampire! Set this funky club on fire. Sexy music makes you dance. Suck you til you're in a trance. Vampire drag queen! The fiercest b**ch to hit the scene. This hot mess will make you cry. Use you, lose you, drain you dry.