While it is nearly impossible to say where the Bedrooms came from (most of the information we have about them comes from unreliable sorces ie: gypsies, tomfools, jackthieves, and stockyard workers) what we do know is this. They sing songs. They play instruments. They are alcohol users. They may or may not use drugs. They are hopelessly self-involved. They they are not to be trusted. These are the only things we know for sure. Of course there are always the rumours. Trips to exotic countries for blood transfusions, free airline flights anywhere in the US, connections with organized crime, a six song EP about to be released, a love for netty pots, Emergen-C and strong tea, and a taste for bourbon to name just a few. But I do make this promise to you dear reader. The more information I have about them, the more I will share. For now I must return to the shadows, unseen and unheard. But always listening... ...and watching. With all due respect and admiration, Your omniscient, third-party narrator