You will know us by our face paint and capes, but by then it will be too late. The Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt have started to play, and we are making your a** do strange things. The Bats arrived from Egypt a year ago to take over the populace, and thus far the operation is going well, we are spearheading Portland's dance offensive, and little Johnny is never coming home. We have cool synthesizers, dancy beats, aggressive guitars, and a thirst for sweat and blood. YOU WILL DONATE! Kick a** dance rock is the Bat's prime focus, and reviews of their explosive shows have been positive. Whether you come to dance, or to watch the cool stage show, the Bats are turning heads, moving asses, and injecting excitement, into Portland, and beyond. "The Bats play hyper-cute, synth-y new wave dance jams that beg for geeking out. After all there is a slightly sci-fi vibe to the icy, galactic details of the music, as well as an unabashedly snuggly pop gleefulness." -Portland Mercury, V 5, No. 21 "Borrowing from New Wave and IDM, as well as throwing costumes and interactive video into their upbeat mix, the Bats dish out a generous serving of shake-your-booty-now." -Willamette Week, V 30, i 45 "Much like the soundtrack to an old style anti-alien invasion video game, the Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt have a goofy robotic hook. Spliced onto that is a retro, melodic pop that's catchy and a little dreamy. The combination is perfectly pretty and occasionally remarkably beautiful." -Portland Mercury, V 5, No. 12 "Entertaining and fun to watch." -Music Liberation Project V 2, i 5 During Music Fest NW, the Bats were on two {of four} of the WW's writer's picks. Thanks David and Kelly!!