We sell no d**e. We offer it. Sugar free for those in diet. Abuse is recommended and free distribution shall not be penalized. Frequent users please consult with us in case of overdosing. Although the product has been previously tested on humans, the following listed individuals should avoid direct contact with it as any exposure may cause severe and/or permanent damage: - -TV personalities - -People who admire them - -Everyone that likes mint flavored gums - -Shareholders, stockbrokers and the like - -Their lawyers - -Employers who think of their employees as slaves - -Employees who behave like slaves - -Zombies -Models who pose for painter -Models that don’t do porn -People who sleep with their eyes open -Women with long skirts -Girls who want a second date -Friends of diseased artists -Artists The list shall be populated according to the feedback we receive. Shake Your Head Before Use