Billy Spork: Guitar & Vox CJ Spork: Drums Becca Spork: Drums Emerita Straight outta Mo'town: The grey area between Black Sabbath and the White Stripes, rockin' you like a hurricane with six fat strings, a sweet ghetto beat and no mercy for any suckas in our way ... Feel the Spork ... Spork is a two-man band utilizing just guitar and drums. No bassplayer, but enough thick, subsonic power (via custom-made split guitar/bass amplification system and thunderous dropped-B tuning) to stop your heart and boil your brain. Debut CD Ocho Destructo out now. SLUG Magazine review: Spork Ocho Destructo InterSpork Records Spork = Queens of the Stone Age + The Black Keys + Black Sabbath. Satan. The Prince of Darkness. The Deceiver. Beelzebub. Maybe it's the distorted guitars tuned down to Z, but something about Ocho Destructo reminds me that if I can't curb my masturbation habit I'm going to wind up spending time and all eternity burning in hell-fire, sucking The Archfiend's big red Johnson. Billy Spork's deep voice and occasional Jack White vibrato complements the gasoline soaked guitars and pickup truck blues, like "All Men Play on 10," that's an ode to big muscles and bad attitudes. From scuzz metal to machine gun rounds, the album is always big, dark and heavy. Although I'm doomed to burn (and so are you), it's not so bad. For as a wise man once said about the Lord of Flies, "At least he fucking jams!" (SLUG, July 2006)