You Can’t Sell Bananas With A Monkey On Your Back or How To Straighten Up Your Act In One Week and Keep The Money In The Country is an abuser friendly, do-it-yourself audio guide on how to stop doing drugs. It contains an audio book and seven intoxicant related songs. There is a 50-page companion handbook that contains step-by-step directions (instructions) available at www.petcds.com. The CD uses humor, music and content combined with street language to communicate with drug users in a way they can appreciate and respond to. Both the CD and the handbook are directed primarily at coc*ine self-immolation but the principles work equally well for any habits that are self-destructive and just not fun anymore. They also act as “translators” for people around a drug abuser who want or need to help them but don’t know what to say or how to say it. This CD and book can do their talking for them — at a safe distance. You Can’t Sell Bananas With A Monkey On Your Back is a stand-alone program that also works as a positive support companion for people already in other programs and is one of the cheapest effective substance abuse programs available. The CD was created by Skip Haynes. Formerly of the Chicago rock group Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah, Haynes now owns a record company and publishing house in Los Angeles called the Laurel Canyon Animal Company. He has led a clean lifestyle since 1985 utilizing the same principles outlined in his CD and handbook. “The only reason I created this book and then CD was because after I got clean, so many people asked me how I did it — and I quote. “If you could do it so can I!” I wrote this little book and made this CD and handed it to them when ever they asked me how I did it.”