Here it is a live performance of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER from back in the days when he used to do simple happy songs before someone told him he was something.This is a recording capture at the Wild Hog in the Woods at the YMCA on brook street before it moved to The Wilmar Center at 953 Jenifer.The recording has mistakes and silly comments and is quite fun and you can even hear some of the audiance .It originally was recorded on cassette by the people at The Wild Hog in the Woods and ART PAUL saved it for a while not thinking it was that great back then but after he got married and listened to it againb he decided it was quite interesting with the comments and mistakes and the live sound so he sent it to his friend Robert W.Monthy who taped it from cassette tape to CD.So here it is ART PAUL live not on State street but in your tape deck or download it at Apple iTunes and other cool download stores that decide this is what the public wants.Hey who says you have to be in Madison to hear ART PAUL live.Here are some of the lyrics while you wait to decide whether you want to buy it or not: 1. Intro & Old Suzanna I come from Alabama With a banjo on my knee
 I'm going to Louisiana My Suzanna for to see
 Oh, Suzanna Oh don't you cry for me
 For I come from Alabama with A banjo on my knee It rained all night the day I left The weather it was dry
 Sun so hot I froze to death Suzanna don't you cry

 Oh, Suzanna Oh don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama with A banjo on my knee I had a dream the other night When everything was still
 I dreamt I saw Suzanna Coming down the hill
 The buckwheat cake was in her mouth, The tear was in her eye Said I-I come from the south Suzanna don't you cry
 Oh, Suzanna Oh don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama with A banjo on my knee Oh, Suzanna Oh don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama with With a piano on my knee 2. Lemonade I drink lemonade It taste good When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! You drink lemonade It taste good When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Where is your lemonade You need some When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Batman & Robin drink it Joker too When it’s out you’ve got to have some lemonade Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! I drink lemonade It taste good When it’s hot out you got have some lemonade Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! Oh Yeah ! I love this country time lemonade or really weird stuff that sometimes they mix it up wrong and it taste really sour other times it flat. It's really good ! 3. Love me Do(with kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine Love, love me do. You know I love you, I'll always be true, So please, love me do. Whoa, love me do. Someone to love, Somebody true. Someone to love, Someone like you. Love, love me do. You know I love you, I'll always be true, So please, love me do. Whoa, love me do. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you'll never know dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away. I'll always love you and make you happy if you will always stay the same but if you leave me to love another you'll regret it all some day The other night dear, when I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms, but when I woke dear, I was mistaken, so I hang my head and cried. 4. Blowing in the Wind & Going down the Road Feeling Good How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, n how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, n how many times must the cannon balls fly Before theyre forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind, The answer is blowin in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before its washed to the sea? Yes, n how many years can some people exist Before theyre allowed to be free? Yes, n how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesnt see? The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind, The answer is blowin in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, n how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind, The answer is blowin in the wind. Going down that road feeling Good Going down that road feeling Good Going down that road feeling Good & I want to be treated this away I want to be treated this away I like it when people smile I like it when people smile I like it when people smile & I want to be treated this away I want to be treated this away Tell me a real good joke Tell me a real good joke Tell me a real good joke & I want to be treated this away I want to be treated this away Ha-ha ha-ha ha Ha-ha ha-ha ha Ha -ha ha-ha ha & I want to be treated this away I want to be treated this away 5. Amazing Grace Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now I see. Through many dangers, toils and snares I have already come; 'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far and Grace will lead me home. When we've been here ten thousand years Bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise Than when we've first begun. 6. Cow T-shirt Jingle Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool cool Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool Madison Wisconsin You want to be hip You got to get a Cow T-shirt & Do a cow flip Commercials tell you That Milk is good for you You like the taste of milk Get a cow T-shirt too Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool moo 7. 1.I'm sitting here beneath the wall Wondering if I should call You up and ask you out on a date Maybe that would be so great To take you to a movie show Or maybe we could just go Somewhere and talk about our lifes The moment seems to be so ripe * Chorus: To be with such a Lovely Queen This is much more than a dream To have some time and spend it with you This is a dream-A dream come true 2.I hope I will not cause you any strife I just want to take you out tonight The music seems to be so grand Lady your walking with a gentleman I have no mean cruel cunning plans I just want to hold your hand And tell you of so many things We float in air like we've got wings 3.La la-La la-La la la Lo lo-Lo lo-Lo lo lo La la-La la-La la la Lo lo-Lo lo-Lo lo lo Stars shine all around You are a Queen,you wear a crown And I your Knight will never frown And I your Knight will never frown 8. If It Could Be You Yep it’s a beautiful day today we are very fortunate. The Weather’s getting a little moist. Why do we go outside and play out there instead no ! (Art laughs) Walking down the Avenue I swear I see you Walking down the Boulevard Yeah I see you there you are Oh if it could be you Oh if I could see you I have wanted you for so long I had hoped so very strong Oh if it could be you Oh if I could see you I’ve got this pie and I want to throw it in your face Just kidding(Art laughs) Revenge ! 9. I’ve Got The Blues I’ve got the blues Got the blues Got the blues I’m all blue hoo hoo hoo hoo I’ve got the blues Got the blues I’m blue I’m blue I’m blue I’m blue I’m blue I’m blue I’m blue Well it’s Saturday no Friday Or Saturday Sunday Or then It’s Mon-Monday ? Tuesday Wednesday Or it’s Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday all the time Well some people They get the reds You know like Pete Rose and that gambling stuff And some people They turn all green Or some people Just turn orange Or something in between yeah Something in between But I get the blues I get the blues My hair is blue My face is blue My teeth is blue My skin is blue I’m blue I’m blue Through and through I’m blue You know it’s true Well I’m depressed Yeah I’m depressed I got up to get dressed But all I could find Was a dress I’m depressed Oppressed Distressed To excess I’m just depressed A friend of my friend Said he parked his car In the Emergency zone For just a minute He was planning on Moving his car He forgot about it and later they tolled it away He forgot about it and they tolled it way And another friend of mine Has a car You know sometimes It actually starts And sometimes It stalls And sometimes we’ve got walk real far Sometimes we’ve got walk real far I’ve got the blues I had the blues I think was Maybe yesterday I’m gonna get the blues I hope it’s not tomorrow The blues The blues And that dark gray sorrow The blues The blues The blues Well I went up to this Hippy dude I was thinking maybe He could help me out I said Could you spare a dollar He said peace, love, get a job Peace, love, get a job Well you know sometimes We get the newspaper And sometimes We got to look all over the yard for it And sometimes We find it on the roof And sometimes We just don’t get the paper It’s all bad news anyway And sometimes We get the mail And most of the time It’s bad news mail But most of the time When we get the mail It’s bills Bills Bills Bills Or then it’s junk mail Blah blah blah Blab blab blab Wowwwww ! Gosh Gosh Oh ee owe yeah Owe ee oh Well my girlfriend She got red hair But last week It was black And yesterday It was green And tomorrow Tomorrow Tomorrow Tomorrow Tomorrow it’ll be blue Well my girlfriend She don’t go out with me She went out With my brother And she went out With my best friend And she went out With My Father My Father My Father She went with my Father their married And you know some people say The Grass is greener On the other side of the fence I went over there To check it out I found weeds weeds snake snakes Snakes weeds weeds And the morrow of The story is Be content with what you’ve got You can’t be content Then be prepared for the punishment Be prepared for the punishment Yeah I get the blues Get the blues Oh yes it’s true Yeah they can even happen to you The President he gets them too (you know something like iraq and the middle east there) The President gets them too Well I guess that this Is the end of my song 10. Waltz With Me Wanda Wanda's Boyfriend: Waltz with me Wanda? I want to waltz? Waltz with me Wanda? Wanda right now ?? Wanda: I can not waltz I've got to go I gotta do some chores I gotta milk the cow Wanda's Boyfriend: Waltz with me Wanda? I want to waltz? Waltz with me Wanda? How about this week ? Wanda: I can not waltz I have to go to church They want me on the podium They asked me to speak Wanda's Boyfriend: Waltz with me Wanda? I want to waltz? Waltz with me Wanda? How about this month ? Wanda: I can not waltz I've got my gun ready I'm going to the forest I'm going to hunt Wanda's Boyfriend: Waltz with me Wanda? I want to waltz? Waltz with me Wanda? How about this year ? The News Announcer: DDDDD !? this is the 6 o'clock news and I'm Walter Mudface. Today in the news Wanda was shot ! They thought she was a deer. Wanda's Boyfriend: Waltz with me Wanda? Up there in Heaven? Waltz with me Wanda? Waltz with me Wanda? I want to waltz? Waltz with me Wanda? Or Rock N Roll ! 11. Larry Lightning Larry Lightning Wants to be chess king Rook takes bishop Pawn takes queen Every time I play him He always wins He loves living in Wisconsin Larry Lightning Wants to be chess king Would you believe it This is his dream Reads lots of books Knows the strategy in them Often wins his friends Larry Lightning Wants to be chess king This is his cynical scheme He’s planning on Taking over the world By being a chess champ hero Larry Lightning Wants to be chess king Undefeated you know what I mean But if it doesn’t come about There’s no alarm He’s learn to loose with grace and charm Larry Lightning Wants to be chess king Rook takes bishop Pawn takes queen Every time I play him He always wins He loves living in Wisconsin 12. Purple Bananas On The Moon There's purple bananas on the moon Not quite sure but they said it was true I'd go there and find out for myself But I don't got the time or the wealth Read a book about it too They say books can lie to you Purple bananas on the moon Purple bananas on the moon Besides, they convinced me "ride this flying horse" "The best we've got, we'll sell it of course" I know what your saying; the horse it’s a goat The price I paid, how could I say no Besides they convinced me, it’s really got wings Fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing Purple bananas on the moon Purple bananas on the moon 13. Scream The name of the song is scream That’s what I mean scream You think it’s kind of keen Come on and scream Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Deep in the jungle you find It’s kind of scary sometimes Creatures aren’t very kind That’s the screaming time The name of the song is scream That’s what I mean scream You think it’s kind of keen Come on and scream 14. The Latest Elvis Imitator He's the latest Elvis imitator Latest Elvis imitator Singing Elvis songs from a boat from the equator Acting real cool and drinking champagne But he's not real , he's just a fool Trying to be someone else Just so he can get all that wealth Now that he got his record contract He's gonna bring Elvis back He’s gonna bring Elvis back To the world and to the stage See him on the front page Every fan magazine you ever seen Isn't he a real dream Latest Elvis imitator Latest Elvis imitator Wait til he comes to your town Flirting with all the women all around Sings 50 million Elvis songs Makes you all sing along Latest Elvis imitator Latest Elvis imitator Well After 10 years or maybe so One day a mustache he does grow (Female Fan):Hey your Elvis don't you know Elvis didn't have a mustache, No! (Elvis Imitator):Well I'm Elvis and I'm the King And I can do anything (Female Fan):Well if your Elvis why aren't you dead ? (Elvis Imitator):I've been really well fed I’ve been really well fed The Latest Elvis imitator Latest Elvis imitator 15. Hi How Are You Hi, how are you Hi, how are you Hi how are you Good to meet you Good to meet you I like friends, you like friends, we all like friends I need friends, you need friends, we all need friends You ain’t got no one for your friend Come on over and visit me will be friends 16 I will Come To The Wedding I met her in another land Another time or 2 She was so very pretty then It’s funny what your memories do I saw her more recently I was walking near her when She said Oh hi there And grabbed me by the hand I want you to meet my boyfriend We’re engaged to be married this June Oh come to the wedding oh say you can We’ll mail you the invitation soon Of Thoughts so much like garlic I smell them and I think Gone the time often tics So life stinks I want you to meet my boyfriend We’re engaged to be married this June Oh come to the wedding oh say you can We’ll mail you the invitation soon But maybe though they we’re meant to be What I would want to grow might not work out that clearly So I wish them well and I hope that they might be Something that would sell so happy I want you to meet my boyfriend We’re engaged to be married this June Oh come to the wedding oh say you can We’ll mail you the invitation soon I will come to the wedding I will come to the wedding I will come to the wedding I will come to the wedding I want you to meet my boyfriend We’re engaged to be married this June Oh come to the wedding oh say you can We’ll mail you the invitation soon 17. Vegetables Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables They’re good for you Yes it’s true Vegetables Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli It’s good for you Yes it’s true Broccoli Carrots, carrots, carrots Carrots, carrots, carrots Carrots, carrots, carrots They’re good for you Yes it’s true Carrots Kazoo solo Tomatoes, tomatoes, spinach Spinach, spinach, tomatoes Tomatoes, tomatoes, spinach They’re good for you Yes it’s true Tomatoes-Spinach 18.Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to you 1.We brought for you This little frog We hope you like it We found it Just sitting on a log Saying: "Ribbit"* 2.Now for you, Your favorite cake It's peanut butter broccoli There's no reason To say thanks It made us happy* 3.Here's a Real treat We brought from the store It's black licorice Icecream Do you want some more 19. 30 over the Edge at 29 Chorus: 30 over the edge at 29 When you wish you were younger but you feel like you’re in your prime And you wish you done more things by this time Yeah You’re 30 over the edge at 29 1.Well all those young girls they call their Dad And the other young girls they treat you like an old man And the ones that are your age are either married or divorced by this time Oh yeah You’re 30 over the edge at 29 2.Well you worked so hard for all those dreams And some of them they didn’t even workout And the ones that did weren’t always rhyme You’re 30 over the edge at 29 3.You did all those drugs, drank all that liquor at all those balls And sometimes you wonder why you even partied at all Because it didn’t pan out the way you thought it was designed You’re 30 over the edge at 29 I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoes blues Well get up in the morning to go to work You look for your shoes they aren’t no where You look and look and look and look and look And look and look and look and look Look in the kitchen , look in the bathroom, Look in the bedroom still no shoes You look and look and look and look Until finally your late for work You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues Well you go to work anyhow Without your shoes Your doing your best Your boss is so impressed I like your work I want give you a promotion Then he realizes you’ve no shoes on And says your fired You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues Well you go to the local candy store To buy a candy bar You got your money, your candy Your all set to go you know Sign says No shoe no service And the store clerk says your barefoot Put that candy bar back and get out of here You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues 21. I’m Demoralizing Your Kids Today's dreams Are Tomorrow's future Now things may seem Just a little bit unclear But they will come about Believe No don't you doubt I like to say Believe not the voice of no Have hope Give things time to grow To flower To bloom To become something And you will see Wonderful pictures Beautiful Within years Will your life improve Yes things will go cool I’m demoralizing Your Kids I tell them to go eat Twinkies Hey Twinkies are good for I haven’t seen the dentist since I had teeth Ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha I’m demoralizing I tell them Sugar is good for them Hey donut cereal has 8 essentials vitamins And It taste even better with sugar on it Ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha Halloween is a very good holiday Buy lots of candy and give it all away And if you can’t give it all away you knoow your kids will be glad to eat it Guaranteed two cavities on their next visit Ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha 22. The Worst Restaurant Come to our restaurant Come to our restaurant Bring your family too Come to our restaurant Come to our restaurant We’ll serve you Porky Pine Stew You know it’s the finest Dandelion Pie And the soup of the day Oh it’s Skunk Mushroom The parking spots; Oh they’re all occupied No Bathrooms No Bathrooms The Music it’s all noise: Aughhhhh ! But you should see the menus They’re all written in different foreign languages You can’t argue You can’t argue with the cook 23. I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants I want you to marry me I want you to marry me I’ve got broken teeth I’m living in poverty I want you to marry me I want you to marry me Well I’m a real slob I don’t got a job I want you to marry me I want you to marry me Well I’m ugly and mean I can’t fix a thing I want you to marry me I want you to marry me I never shave or take a bath But who cares about that I want you to marry me I want you to marry me I’ve got warts and flies I might even have a disease And she said: I will marry you I will marry you I’m a glutton for punishment I’ll marry any husband 1.Well you can sing and you can dance You might be real good when it comes to romance You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants Chorus: Pink Pants Pink Pants Said all you Uncles And all you Aunts All you Critters All you Cats You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants 2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream! You may think I'm just a little bit obscene Ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants 3.Get you Uncle some Get your Grandma some Your late great Uncle Nate All your relatives Friends too