Sam takes a break from his normal songwriting and ventures into new musical territory. These carefully-crafted comical tunes are sure to please! It is with giddy glee that he releases this EP, Quintessential Pandemonium, to the world. For years people have been asking Sam if and where they could buy his music, and now the time has finally come! It's here! It's now! Enjoy! Coffee The greatest drink in history finally gets a proper tribute as this song expounds on its glory. "You can try to give it up for Lent or Ramadan, but if you think you can, you're in for quite a big surprise..." Uncle Mercutio Lagrange He doesn't visit often, but when he does, he brings goodies. Even if he brings a spongecake when we asked for kitchen sponges -- we love his giving spirit. Fire up that Winnebago, Unkie Merc! Botswana Barbecue There's only one rational next move after Mercutio comes to town. And that is to round up the homies and take an airplane far across the pond for a good old-fashioned barbecue... in Botswana! I hear "the boerewors is to die for." Con Queso (Superman's Anthem) One instrumental track made the cut for this record. The entire song is done using just one virtual drumset and one virtual piano. These sprawling variations on a theme set the stage with festive fanfare fit for a superhero. The Dinner Party First things first: All percussion in this song is done with silverware, plates, glasses, and other kitchen items. The "vibraphone" sound is actually a knife tapping on a wine glass -- tuned with water to a "B", and then spread across a piano keyboard via GarageBand. The song: A father puts his son in charge of setting up for an upcoming dinner party -- which turns out to be the biggest mistake of his life! This delightful track is his nit-picky, musical rant about all the things the son has botched. Why, he's even hung the toilet paper counterclockwise! Again! Pomegranate (Take 2) A richer, improved rendition of the pseudo-classic Sam Miller tune. "The secrets of forbidden love are found inside the fruit of destiny."