I DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO TIGER WOODS IS BONE'N I DON'T REALLY CARE TO SEE J. LO'S BUTT I DON'T WANNA KNOW,,.IF SNOOKI'S A SLUT I'M UP TO MY A** IN REALITY SHOWS I CAN'T WATCH ANOTHER CELEBRITY POSE I DON'T WANNA READ ANOTHER KUTCHER TWIT I DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER BIG FAKE TIT BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS BIEBER'S TOO YOUNG ... MADONNA'S TOO OLD KATE AND JOHN GOSSELIN BOTH LEAVE ME COLD I DON'T WANNA HEAR MEL GIBSON'S RANTS I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANOTHER HAS BEEN DANCE I DON'T REALLY CARE IF RYAN SEACREST'S GAY I'VE HAD IT WITH REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK AND L.A. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER AMY WINEHOUSE SAGA I'M ALREADY TIRED OF LADY GAGA BUT BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE KEEPIN' HIS BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS I'M EVEN GETTING TIRED OF NICE GEORGE CLOONEY THE OCTOMOM IS A LITTLE TOO LOONEY I DON'T EVEN CARE IF MEGAN FOX I COULD CARE LESS IF SPITZER WORE SOCKS I DON'T REALLY CARE TO SEE KARDASHIAN'S A** ON DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS I DON'T CARE IF NICOLAS CAGE IS BROKE AND I DON'T CARE WHERE PARIS HILTON'S HIDIN' HER COKE BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP AKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE KEEPIN' HIS BUSINES INSIDE OF MY PANTS IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS