CONFIDENTIAL FOR YOUR EYES ONLY Attention: Covert Special Operations has recently discovered a musical entity known as 3 INCH MAX residing in the Northwestern United States. They are a growing force, spearheading a movement of fun-filled depravity that transforms righteous, upstanding citizens into raucous lunatics with only one focus – “Have a good time…all the time.” Seemingly all inclusive, with more and more disciples of the cause joining the team with each passing moment, they are certainly a cause for concern. This report is an analysis of known relevant information. Description: 3 INCH MAX – Rock, Punk, Ska The core cell is made up of four members. They are a close-knit group that live, work, and play in the same community to facilitate the ability to strike at any moment. Recent communication interceptions suggest that the group is planning something big. Surely, their aim is to convert more people into fanatics that will gladly attend rallies (concerts) and do the band’s bidding by spreading the message to friends and families across the globe. Members: Mike McNab, aka 3 Inch Mike – Vocalist, Rhythm Guitar, Cult Leader Jimmy Shuter – Bass, Backing Vocals, Muscle Johnny O – Drummer, Recruiter, Enforcer Sam Damage – Lead Guitar, Screaming/Backing Vox, Attitude Mission: This group has been spotted promoting their agenda all over Seattle and the greater surrounding area. Time and again, intelligence has heard the same thing – the band’s goal is to “take it back.” They are very focused and determined, having already compiled the necessary equipment to do so. This band is a force to be reckoned with, as they are surely on their way towards world domination.