Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X We played 72 shows in the last year, what did you do? "There has only been one time that I can remember experiencing anything as orgasmic as The Altarboys. That was when I was temporarily dead back in the 90's. Yeah.....that was alright." ~ HeWhoCannotBeNamed of The Dwarves Meet The Altarboys. Rippin', arrogant, irreverent, sing-along-and-get-drunk-with punk rock from Portland. This show will be TONS of fun.-Chico Beat We write songs, we play songs, we drink, we hope someone will be sober enough to get us to the next place. Can we stay at your place? We got no where else to go. "Until you grow up they send you to reform school, after you grow up they send you to the penitentiary" --Hemingway