"I laughed so hard I pissed myself"- Darla(a random woman with a bladder problem that hasn't listened to the album yet) "Jay Dee is the funniest son of a beotch I have ever heard in my entire life!"-Brian(age 3) "After seeing that Jay Dee got famous, I'm pretty sure he's the guy that got me pregnant"-Some lying tramp "Murr Kehh Derr Puhh Mehhhr"- Helen Keller