All songs are written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Will Whalen. Guitar? That's him. Piano? Him, too. Vocals? You guessed it. Bass and drums? Of course. Album artwork? Who else would it be? He's also a great cook, a cunning linguist, and a connoisseur of fine scotch. He looks good in a suit. Great armies have trembled and wept at his feet. He knows where Atlantis is located. His letters to the editor have been nominated for the Nobel Prize. He once trained a lion to roller skate. He single-handedly arrested every ivory poacher in Kenya. He knows every secret handshake that has or ever will exist. He's also not too hard on the eyes.