There are plenty of good albums out there for kids – too many for us to want to make another one. Screamin’ Bambino is not for kids. It’s for their parents. This album is a funny, fun collection of songs about the first two years of child rearing that just about any parent will relate to. They are “Essential Songs for New Parents” because they will probably come in handy on a particularly rough day. BS Productions are Dane Byers and Dennis Schaecher. “BS” refers only to the respective first letters of our last names – any other meaning that can be construed from these initials is unintentional. We take ourselves very seriously. Dennis does most of the writing, singing, acoustic guitar work and some keyboards and percussion. Dane arranges, plays multiple instruments, records, mixes and masters. The CD’s a little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n’ roll. We threw in some blues for fun. These are catchy little tunes that you’ll probably find yourself singing after the CD is over – “Momma please take out your breast/And do that thing I love the best/Just feed me/Wipe my mouth and then my nose/Wash the spit-up off my clothes/And squeeze me” I mean, how could you not want to sing that? Help us in the plight against traditional baby shower gifts like onesies and burp cloths. Help us bring a smile to the face of a weary stay-at-home-mom or dad. Help Screamin’ Bambino become the Sergeant Peppers of the Parental/Humorous/Faux Country genre. But most importantly, help us put our kids through college! Enjoy.