Meet the Dicks: Chris' youthful exuberance and incredible skill as a bass player is what keeps the band as funked up as possible. Once he and Hank lock in, Joe has no choice but to follow along and completely rock out. Joe's intense self-hatred and complete disregard for the feelings of others has provided the band with a virtually infinite supply of material for their music. He hates you and he wants you to know it. Hank is the glue that keeps it all together. His pounding rhythms and hair-trigger temper keep Chris and Joe in line at all times. Without Hank's "Van," the band would just be a couple of "Dicks."