Right beside Andrew Weatheralls legendary »Bassment« in London, you can find »The Boardroom«, soon to become legendary... A studio run by Mr. Steve Boardman and friends, churning out crazy n cranky music for your ears, legs, decks, CD players and hard disks. But it's not only a place where musicians meet, it is also not really a band, it's more like a place where ideas manifest. And these ideas can be heard for the first time on this 12, which is the first in a series of three »The Boardroom presents« records that will be released on Klang Elektronik within the next three months. Three is the magic number? You bet! And this first part (not third...) is your chance to become a »DISCIPLE« as well, get a »SELF LIFE« and play some hot stuff! You want to know more about the music? You hope this is the next big thing? Think it might be fidget house? Or midget house? Come on, stop it, who cares? No need for such a kerfuffle! THE BOARDROOM is out there to get you! Brand new, good for you! Now Let The Rhythm Hit Em!