Hi,I'm ART PAUL SCHLOSSER and this recording would not be availible except for the following people who I thank: First of all the person doing the sound on that one new band night back when this was recorded who not only did a good job with what equipment they had at the time but also suggested we record our performance. Second of all I should thank Bob(Robert W. Monthey) who did a really good job of taking the cassette tape recording and putting it on a CD and also wrote all the music for the last 2 numbers as well the lead guitar on Pizza Growl.The 3 songs at Bob's apartment were really half at Bob's apartment at half at mine which was at the time 523 West Wilson apartemnt 203 but I don't remember anymore where Bob was living. Then I should thank Eric Johnson(Who now performs with Knuckel Drager hey check out the music of the band he is with now at http://www.myspace.com/knuckeldrager)who played bass on this CD and sings a little in the background.I met Eric when I opened up for Inspector 12 in Janesville and started practing with him at his apartment on Williamson after meeting him during a Willy street fair and jamming in his apartment.and one day during the Willy Street Fair we jammed at his apartment and we hit it off pretty good so we started to practice a little now and then and then I met Jeff. Jeff who I also thank for playing bongos on this CD now calls himself Aninalien and Drums now and then and started a website at www.wibands.com at the time I met him he used to draw comics for the Badger Herald(you can check out his myspace at http://www.myspace.com/animalien)was riding on the bus and told me he played bongos a little so we started meeting together at Eric's Apartment and we even did a performance at the Memorial Union for my Cable TV show so maybe some of you who are older might have remembered that. There are many others like the person who booked the show,the bartenders,the audiance shouting things back,and people and friends who encouraged me to write songs or inspired me at the time I wrote the songs and of coarse the guy who got the pizza order wrong who I also should thank and God and humor and I thank you for buying and listening to my music. I hope one day they rebuild Club De Wash but if not the many moments I spent there will be in my memory.The Bands I saw and the bands I opened for from my first performance there with Cattle Prod,and the many times performing at the Gomers jam and opening for Kill Dozer,Southern Culture on the Skids and Dread Zepplin to my first performance as a band on this CD.I hope if you knew me then this will bring back memories or if you never heard me before this brings an excitement to your life that only my homemade style of performing can. Well maybe now that you know a little about the CD you might want to check out the lyrics to the songs: 1. My Bicycle Riding down the road on my bicycle Having a good time Hoping this will never end Feeling fine Feeling fine I'm going down to that local mall I'm going to get me a chocolate chip icecream cone Cause that's one of my favorite flavors That I really like That I really like Well sometimes you go real fast Other times you kind of go slow Sometimes you stop Than you go go go go Go go go 2. Maybe You Think We’re Weird Maybe you think We're Weird But you haven't seen yourself in the mirror Maybe you think We're strange But you haven't seen what you look like these days Chorus: If the shoe fits Wear it If the shoe fits Wear it If you think it's true And it might be to If the shoe fits Wear it Just cause we don't dress like you Don't mean we're not cool Just cause we don't dress like you Well maybe your the fool 3. No Shoe blues Thank you Thank you very much By the way I’m gonna start by introducing my friend Eric Johnson here I’m gonna introduce him later(Jeff) a second But Eric and me met up at his apartment at mifflin, williamson street fair the willy fair at his apartment yeah and and he had like this amp or his amp was put away anywats and we just started get to know each other really good and we just started jamming because he said lets jam and we just started jamming and we got along really good.So um rather than delaying all evening I’ll just start playing. I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I woke up this morning and looked for my shoes I looked all over the house it wasn’t no use I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoe blues I’ve got the no shoes blues Well get up in the morning to go to work You look for your shoes but they aren’t no where You look and look and look and look and look And look and look and look Look in the kitchen , look in the bedroom, Look in the bathroom still no shoes You look and look and look and look Until finally your late for work You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues Well you go to work anyhow Without your shoes Your doing your best Oh your boss is so impressed I like your work I want give you a promotion Then he realizes you’ve got no shoes And says your fired You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues Well you go to the local candy store To buy a candy bar You got your money, your candy Your know your all set to go you know But the sign says No shoe no service And the store clerk says your barefoot Put that candy bar back and get out of here You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoe blues You’ve got the no shoes blues 4. Scream The name of the song is scream And that’s what I mean scream You think it’s kind of keen Come on and scream Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Some people sound like this Deep in the jungle you find It’s kind of scary sometimes Creatures aren’t very kind That’s the screaming time 5. Hi How Are You Hi, how are you Hi, how are you Hi how are you Good to meet you Good to meet you I like friends, you like friends, we all like friends I need friends, you need friends, we all need friends You ain’t got no one for your friend Come on over and visit me will be friends 6. Why do we Gotta Blow the Place Up Why do we gotta blow the place up Why do we gotta act so tough Why do we think that we should rule Why do we gotta be so cruel More to life than making it end More to life than killing my friend More to life than destroying with guns More to life than causing harm Look at the love that we can share Look at the peace we can spread everywhere We’ve got music that sounds so sweet Still there’s threats of war in the street 7. Purple Bananas (on the Moon) There's purple bananas on the moon I'm not quite sure but they said it was true I'ld go there and find out for myself But I don't have the time or the wealth I'ld read a book about it to But they say books can lie to you Besides they convinced me "ride this flying horse" "It's the best we've got but we'll sell it of course" I know what your saying the horse is a goat with the price I paid how could I say no Besides they convinced me it really has wings I'm going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing Purple bananas on the moon 8. Pink Pants 1.Well you can sing and you can dance You might be real good when it comes to romance You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants Chorus: Pink Pants Pink Pants Said all you Uncles And all you Aunts All you Critters And all you Cats You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants 2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream! You may think I'm just a little bit obscene But you ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants 3.Get you Uncle some Get your Grandma some Your late great Uncle Nate All your relatives Friends too 9. She’s Got a Gorgeous Beard 1.I think I'm going be weird I think it's today yeah My girlfriend grew a beard Ain't that strange yeah Chorus:She's got a gorgeous beard She got a gorgeous Beard-erd-erd She's got a gorgeous beard and she looks great 2.She said that she just whoke up And there it was She don't know the reason Or the cause(return to chorus) 10. My Cat Was Taking A Bath 1.I was riding home late one night When there in my house I saw a light And when I got inside Right before my very eyes Chorus:My cat was taking a bath My cat was taking a bath It was a quarter to 3 And I don't believe My cat was taking a bath 2.Well maybe I had something to drink Or maybe I just couldn't quite think But my ma saw it to And she said of coarse it's true(go back to chorus) 11. European Girls Is this a dream Am I for real Something strange is happening Is this a seal European Girls European Girls There's cow bells on the ceiling There's cowbells on the ceiling Have I told you yet ? There's cow bells on the ceiling European Girls European Girls Have you tried this new gum It taste real yucky All your friends chewing it Don't you want to conform ? European Girls European Girls There's cow bells on the ceiling There's cowbells on the ceiling Get those cow bells off I don't want them on my ceiling European Girls European Girls What's the meaning to the chorus Have I got foriegn girl firends No there's no meaning to it at all I just made up out of my head European Girls European Girls 12. 99-99 99-99 99-9 99-99 99-9 1.This is a different state of mind In another state of time* 2.Rules are rules and they are fine But once the cake is gone the ice-creams mine* 3.It's a vertical beyond the Horizontal line It's a nucleus with a cosmic design* 13. I Want To Be Madonna ? 1.I want to be Madonna ? I want to be a Rock star I want to be Madonna ? I want to keep changing the color of my hair I want to be in all the tabloids I want to be gossip about everywhere And when I come in the room I want everyone to stair Chorus: I want to be Madonna ? I want to be Madonna ? I want to be Madonna How about you ? I want to be Madonna ? I want to be Madonna ? I want to be Madonna Wouldn't that be cool ? 2.I want to be Madonna ? Look at how much money she makes I want to be Madonna ? Look at those hot video takes And if I was Madonna ? Maybe I could be a little stuck up If they offered me a movie contract I could say the money is not enough 14. Drink Milk Rap Drink milk rap Tell jokes laugh Clap, clap, clap Drink milk rap Drink milk rap That’s where it’s at For healthy bats Drink milk rap Living in Wisconsin Eating cheese is fun Drink milk rap Drink milk rap This is the dairy state Drink milk from a plate Drink milk rap Drink milk rap Drink milk rap They’ve got a new hat It’s a cow cow cap Drink milk rap 15. Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool cool Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool Madison Wisconsin You want to be hip You got to get a Cow T-shirt & Do a cow flip Commercials tell you That Milk is good for you You like the taste of milk Get a cow T-shirt too Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Got a Cow Cow shirt Cow Cow shirt Moo Moo Mania Moo Moo Mania Cows are udderly cool cool cool cool moo 16.Cheddar Cheese Cheddar Cheese Cheddar Cheese I want it And I say please Cheddar Cheese I want it And I just need Cheddar Cheese If you try Cheddar Cheese Than you know why It's the key Cheddar Cheese I love it And I say please Cheddar Cheese Pretty Pretty Please Cheddar Cheese Pretty Pretty Please Cheddar Cheese Cheddar Cheese Cheddar Cheese With the Taste That pleases me Cheddar Cheese I want it And I just need Cheddar Cheese 17. Yippy, Yippy, Yippy, Yippy O Yippy, yippy, yippy, yippy o All the way to Idaho Yippy, yippy, yippy, yippy o Get along little doggies Get along little dogs Get along little doggies Doggy Os 1.Well I knew a guy he had a riffle And he used to hunt and shoot crow I knew a guy he had a riffle Until he forgot it was loaded and shot off his toe He forgot it was loaded and shot off his toe 2.Well you buried your Grandma You said a prayer over her You buried your Grandma Then who’s that sleeping in that rocking chair Who’s that sleeping in that rocking chair 3.Well this verse is to a drunk He gave up cigarettes because of cancer Then he took up drinking beer Now he’s reducing his life even faster Reducing his life even faster 4.Well this verse is to a country western singer He wrote a lot of good songs And then he wrote some about God Then he got arrested for doing wrong Got arrested for doing wrong 5.Well what are doing next Friday night What are doing tomorrow What are you doing right now Well how about if I just say hello How about if I just say hello 18. I Bet On The Packers and Lost my Car 1.I bet on the Packers and I lost my car To some crazy dude down at the local bar I bet on the Packers and I lost my car It was a Model T Ford What a lousy score I bet on the Packers and I lost my car 2.I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too Not to mention all my money,the T.V.,and the family jewels I bet on the Packers and I lost my house too It had a 2 car garage My chances of winning went like a mirage I bet on the Packers and I lost my car 3.To some crazy dude down at the local bar Someone mentioned his name,his name was Bart Star(Bret Favre) To some crazy dude down at the local bar He must of not been that crazy Cause he got all my money I bet on the Packers and I lost my car,my house,my money,my jewels,my clothes ........ 19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs Jesus took away my drugs Jesus took away my drugs Jesus took away mine Not I’m not in slave by Jesus took away my drugs I don’t need a joint to get me high I don’t need a joint to give me peace of mind Jesus gives me peace That will never cease I don’t need a joint to get me high I don’t need a joint to prove I’m cool I don’t need no joint to show I’m a groove Jesus loves me That will always be I don’t need a joint to prove I’m cool 20. Pizza Growl I want to eat some pizza I want to eat it now I want to eat some pizza Or I'm gonna growl I want to eat some pizza I want to eat it now I want to eat some pizza Or I'm gonna growl Said yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I called up my order I thought I said it clear I called up my order They got the order wrong I guess they didn’t hear 21. My Mother is a Giraffe My mom is a giraffe She's real tall and eats from trees She can reach real high And she She loves me My mom is a giraffe She likes to eat crunchy leaves And she loves me My dad is an elephant An elephant and a giraffe You say thats kind of weird Well thats why No one understands me You know I'm kind of strange Yeah I'm kind of weird My mom is a giraffe Your dad is a gorilla I'm not really related To an elephant I just made it up My mom's an alien from mars My dad is the president Make up anything you want in this slot______________ You can say anything about anything About anything you want And if the FCC doesn't silence you You may get heard on national radio My mom is a giraffe She's real tall and eats from trees 22. Disco Cleopatra Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Disco Cleopatra Disco Cleopatra Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Dictionary gone funky On the drums and real funky Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Mona-lisa Psychedelic Mona-lisa Psychedelic Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Zap, Zap Zippy Zip Zap, Zap Zippy Zip Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Is this your schizophrenia Is this your psycho-nightmare Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Who's that in the mirror ? Who's that in the mirror ? La la la la la La, la, la, la, la Low, low, low ,low ,low Low, low, low ,low ,low I was walking down Around the block This girl came up to me And she just starting talking to me She had a walkman with her And she told me to listen to this It sounded kind of weird It sounded just like this Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Disco Cleopatra Disco Cleopatra Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Rock Roll Boogie-Woogie Dictionary gone funky On the drums and real funky Is this your schizophrenia ? Is this your psycho-nightmare ? Monalisa Psychedelic Monalisa Psychedelic Who's that in the mirror ? Who's that in the mirror ? Zip, zip, Zappy, Zip Zip, zip, Zappy, Zip