专辑简介

In July of 1977, a brilliant team of scientists from your planet built three deep space robots, named Pampers, Wiggles, and Bon Bon. Each robot was programmed to collect TV & radio satellite broadcast data emitting from earth. Those robots have since returned to your beloved planet with countless petaflops of music and pop culture data. Over the past 18 years, world leaders, scientists, pet store managers, Fudgie The Whale, and philosophers have manipulated the psychological and social fabrics of 5 individuals, grooming them, to create the ultimate band... one band to please them all. We present to you the neo new wave post-punk power-pop sensation simply known as Grey Does Matter. This is a band not concerned with low mortgage rates, viagra or MILFs. No... this is a band concerned with you, the humanoid. With a gentle and completely natural seeming deployment system, Grey Does Matter delivers you a combination of notes and words so powerful, they trigger human response in 97% of humans tested. The American Medical Association has declared that the long-term effects of Grey Does Matter have yet to be determined. Procedures and caution must be fully considered.