Hi guys. I hate bios. I despise when bands and songwriters tell you about who they've shared stages with, because most of the time they did that because a promoter did them a favor, not because that artist said "Hey, can you get those guys I've never heard of?" I can't stand when they put in there that their music is trail-blazing, or a reinvention of the wheel, or that you never know what's going to happen at their shows because they're so gosh-darned spontaneous. I could care less about the minor tragedies they've overcome, the bands that didn't succeed that they've left behind -- and I am fully aware that we are all very excited about what we're doing now. I almost quit music because I didn't want to write one of these. So do me a favor -- don't make me. Listen to my samples! If you like my songs, buy my album. If you have questions, MySpace me, and if you want to write about me for your magazine/newspaper, do the same and we'll set something up -- after all, I'm an attention whore and love talking about myself and my music, to interested parties -- but until you've decided the music is worth your time, nothing I write here would be.